Shell Shock Penitentiary - TMNT Today

"Don't be like Mike" - Growing up in the sewers, being raised by a mutant rat honed his ninja skills, but left him unprepared for the fame and fortune that his tv, movie, and eventually rap careers would generate. To cope with the pressure from fans and the rest of the turtles he turned to drugs, alcohol, more drugs, and lots of prostitortoises (tortoise prostitutes). He was arrested earlier this year after nunchucking a church full of nuns --some to death-- for their negative comments on one of his YouTube music videos. He is currently serving a life sentence in prison.